Wendy is currently Down Under and across the globe, but Peter still finds a way to make sure his baby sister is doing well. Always nice to start one’s day with some brotherly love. Miss you too, Peter.
*Ignore the subject and the bit about clowns and thumping, tis an inside joke between the Lost Boys and Wendy about our pediatrician that is far too ridiculous and personalized to explain. Just focus on the heart (awww) of the email: the caring fraternal tone and the “love you” endnote. đ
Wendy departs Neverland today. On the way out, she decided to do a little tidying up; if nothing else, Rufio will appreciate the effort. Upon surveying the freezer, she found two tubs of TurkeyHill ice cream, chocolate peanut butter and fudge ripple, with about an atom left in each. This is a classic Peter-move. “Food hoarding.” It’s a real thing and Peter definitely has it.
Just enough icecream to be completely unsatisfied.
Whatever, Peter! and, as always, Godspeed, Rufio! And good luck, Tiger Lily!
Wendy out!
Gotta hand it to him: Peter has managed to secure an awesome new girlfriend. Cute, smart, fun and caring. Best of luck to Peter and Tiger Lily.Â
Wendy has been away from Neverland for months. She has missed her Lost Boys and enjoyed her visit back for the holiday season.
The biggest update she can offer and report on is that our dear Peter has apparently fallen in love in her time of absence. This budding romance brings a new, frequenting guest and face to Neverland: Princess Tiger Lily.
Who is this Tiger Lily and where did Peter meet her? Rufio and Wendy evaluate her, after several hang sessions, as a very welcomed and qualified match for our brother.They met in “the box,” i.e. at Crossfit. These two little lovebirds perch at Neverland quite often, but never on “game day,” which is a “Lost Boys-only” event at Neverland. (Wendy is actually allowed but she frequently finds a reason to not occupy a couch cushion on “game day.”)
Wendy has noticed a few changes at Neverland as a result of Tiger Lily’s presence.
But first, please enjoy this adorable gif:
Smoooch!
Ahem! Ok, moving on to those noticeable changes:
1) Peter was always a happy guy, but now he’s really happy. For this, Wendy can’t help but dig Tiger Lily.
2) Peter is actually a little bit neater. There is some visual evidence of this in the kitchen area:
3) Remember Peter’s disgusting Blender ? Check out this insanity:
4) Remember the Nazi boots? Now this tidy cuteness is a more common image in Neverland’s egress:
Can we say “cray?”
5) The only bad change that comes with Peter’s new relationship: Math.
Peter+1= bigger mess (sometimes)
This is a con that does not outweigh the pros of Tiger Lily by any means, but when Peter wins, ie: when Tiger Lily’s request to “clean up post-canoodling” isn’t carried out, Wendy and Rufio end up with double the mess.
Instead of one dirty bowl of ice cream, we’ve now got two.
With the end of summer comes a new sports season: NFL football. Neverland is the hub for virtually EVERY fantasy sports competition amongst the Lost Boys. That being said, Peter is especially excited to cheer on his beloved Pittsburg Steelers. Let’s hope they don’t break his heart like the Panthers did in February.
Peter’s often tragic sense of style is not limited to the closet (which he clearly can’t be in given his questionable fashion choices and this example of ultra-hetero interior decorating). Rufio is clearly displeased by the asymmetrical, crooked, some might say tacky addition to the living room decor. Peter’s devotion to his team is as aggressive as it is real. I guess it’s better than putting up a Crossfit poster? 
Wendy’s been away from Neverland for most of June and July (back to competitions! Yay!) She still flies in and out of Neverland and recently spent the night. This morning, while watching the end of a golf tournament on TV, she was offered a luke warm styrofoam cup of a supersaturated red solution by Peter, who was getting back from CrossFit. Apparently, a little girl on Neverland’s street has the summertime business model on lock: Koolaid stand. Peter bought two cups which set him back $1, secures him as a complete softy and makes him the recipient of another Fairy Dust Award.
Peter’s Birthday is today. Despite Wendy’s pokes and jabs, she truly loves her brother, who is a great guy, albeit a little sloppy/gloppy. Below is a video that is indicative of his charm and joy. He’s got a lot figured out and if Wendy didn’t have hope this blog would just be mean. Happy Birthday, bro!
Peter playing with balloons, ignore Wendy’s cackle:
Our Father who art in closet
Marc Jacobs be thy name;
Thy fashion come,
On Earth as it is in Vogue.
Give us this day, our daily outfit
And forgive Peter of his sartorial trespasses, such as wearing shorts with 6 pockets,
And lead him not into temptation to wear Cargo shorts or pants ever again*
But deliver him, Marc, from bad clothing. Amen.
*unless he is on a boat
Because every post is better with a Snoop Dog and Kate Upton parody about Hot Pockets đ
The Taming of the Lost Boy 
